Mad at Congress over the shutdown?

Have a drink and tell them.

Drink Recipes

Start Your Government Shutdown “Drunk Dialing” Off Right with a Donald’s Dozen

Donald’s Dozen

All in a day’s diet.

1 Shot Whiskey
1 Ignorant Diatribe
12 Diet Cokes

The White Russian

Here’s to you, Vlad.

2 Parts Coffee Liqueur
3 Parts Fresh Cream
5 Parts Vodka

Moscow’s Mules

Did someone say “No Collusion?”

1 Part Lime Juice from 2016
3 Parts Ginger Beer
1 Part Vodka

Old Fashioned Racism

Never gets old for them.

1 Sugar Cube, Muddled
2 Dashes Bitters
1 Shot Bourbon
1 Orange Slice Garnish
1 Cocktail Cherry

Sue Collins

She came through for us that one time.

1 Part Simple Syrup
2 Parts Lemon Juice from September, 2017
4 Parts Selzer
3 Parts Gin

Fiscal Sour

Not even Peru can save us now.

1 Part Lime Juice
1 Part Simple Syrup
3 Parts Pisco (Brandy)
1 Egg White
Angostura Bitters

Cosmopolitan Bias

A suspiciously similar alternative to a regular cosmopolitan citizen.

1 Part Lime Juice
2 Parts Triple Sec
2 Parts Cranberry Juice
4 Parts Vodka

Irish Covfefe

4 Parts Hot Coffee

2 Parts Irish Whiskey
1 Part Fresh Cream
Brown Sugar

Reclaiming My Lime

Pour one in honor of Maxine!

1 Part Tequila
1 Part Coconut Rum
3 Parts Seltzer
1/2 Lime, Muddled
Salt Rim
Garnish with Cilantro

The Poor Intern

What would we do without them, leave voicemails?

1 Miller High Life
1 Shot Southern Comfort

The Bad Hombre

1 Part Simple Syrup

1 Part Fresh Lime Juice
2 Parts Club Soda (Sub. Golf Club or Boys Club)
2 Parts White Rum (Sub. Good Hombre or Caucasian Rum)
Garnish with a Sprig of Mint

Big Red Button

It works!

4 Parts Fireball
1 Red Dot Gummy

Fake Brews

1 O’Douls NA Beer

Dark n' Stormy Daniels

And what a storm it was.

2 Parts Dark Rum
3 Parts Ginger Beer

IndictMint Julep

The moment we’ve all been waiting for.

8 Leaves of Mint
1 Cube Sugar, muddled
1 Part Simple Syrup
5 Parts Kentucky Bourbon