Mad at Congress over the shutdown?
Have a drink and tell them.
Talking Points
How Hard is it to Understand That Children Need Health Insurance--AND Health Centers That Serve Them?
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/1/18/16901526/congress-chip-crisisProtect LGBTQ+ Dreamers from deportation to countries that don't accept them for who they are.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/12/5/1721330/-For-an-estimated-36-000-LGBTQ-DACA-recipients-deportation-could-quite-literally-mean-deathStop Destroying The Government And Start Caring About People Who Need It
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/01/a-list-of-everyone-who-will-be-screwed-by-a-government-shutdown/Stop Pretending You Can Choose When Women Have Babies.
http://thehill.com/opinion/healthcare/369581-we-march-to-ensure-birth-control-access-for-allListen, Stop Screwing Over Millennials.
http://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/poor-millennials/Science Is Real, The Climate Is Changing, We Need To Fix It.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2018/01/18/2017-was-among-the-planets-hottest-years-on-record-government-scientists-report/Drink Recipes
Start Your Government Shutdown “Drunk Dialing” Off Right with a Donald’s Dozen
Donald’s Dozen
All in a day’s diet.
1 Shot Whiskey1 Ignorant Diatribe
12 Diet Cokes
The White Russian
Here’s to you, Vlad.
2 Parts Coffee Liqueur3 Parts Fresh Cream
5 Parts Vodka
Moscow’s Mules
Did someone say “No Collusion?”
1 Part Lime Juice from 20163 Parts Ginger Beer
1 Part Vodka
Old Fashioned Racism
Never gets old for them.
1 Sugar Cube, Muddled2 Dashes Bitters
1 Shot Bourbon
1 Orange Slice Garnish
1 Cocktail Cherry
Sue Collins
She came through for us that one time.
1 Part Simple Syrup2 Parts Lemon Juice from September, 2017
4 Parts Selzer
3 Parts Gin
Fiscal Sour
Not even Peru can save us now.
1 Part Lime Juice1 Part Simple Syrup
3 Parts Pisco (Brandy)
1 Egg White
Angostura Bitters
Cosmopolitan Bias
A suspiciously similar alternative to a regular cosmopolitan citizen.
1 Part Lime Juice2 Parts Triple Sec
2 Parts Cranberry Juice
4 Parts Vodka
Irish Covfefe
4 Parts Hot Coffee
2 Parts Irish Whiskey1 Part Fresh Cream
Brown Sugar
Reclaiming My Lime
Pour one in honor of Maxine!
1 Part Tequila1 Part Coconut Rum
3 Parts Seltzer
1/2 Lime, Muddled
Salt Rim
Garnish with Cilantro
The Poor Intern
What would we do without them, leave voicemails?
1 Miller High Life1 Shot Southern Comfort
The Bad Hombre
1 Part Simple Syrup
1 Part Fresh Lime Juice2 Parts Club Soda (Sub. Golf Club or Boys Club)
2 Parts White Rum (Sub. Good Hombre or Caucasian Rum)
Garnish with a Sprig of Mint
Big Red Button
It works!
4 Parts Fireball1 Red Dot Gummy
Fake Brews
1 O’Douls NA Beer
Dark n' Stormy Daniels
And what a storm it was.
2 Parts Dark Rum3 Parts Ginger Beer
IndictMint Julep
The moment we’ve all been waiting for.
8 Leaves of Mint1 Cube Sugar, muddled
1 Part Simple Syrup
5 Parts Kentucky Bourbon